Post-Referendum Questions
Why did you and your deputy opt not to attend the post-referendum reconciliation service organised by the Church of Scotland?
In 2013, you dismissed an OBR forecast that oil would drop below $100 a barrel as "stuff and nonsense." What happened to the oil price three months after the referendum?
During the referendum campaign, you repeatedly claimed that this was our "one opportunity" to break-up Britain. You now claim that referendum was "just a dry run." Why did you lie?
Wasn't your "many routes" threat an affront to democracy?
Why dismiss people with the most life experience as a "blockage" then admit that we get wiser as we get older?
Why did you insist that you would stay on as First Minister if you lost the referendum then quit as First Minister as soon as you'd lost the referendum?
Why did you insist that you would stay on as an MSP then quit as an MSP?
Why should anyone join you in sneering at "the British establishment" when you have been right at the top of 'the Scottish establishment' for seven years? -- And when are you going to start sneering at 'the European establishment'?
Why did you repeatedly mislead people into thinking 'using the pound' and 'keeping the pound' were the same thing?
Why are you ruling out an informal deal with the Conservatives having previously done very well out of an informal deal with the Conservatives?
What makes you think it's wrong to work "hand-in-glove, shoulder-to-shoulder" with your political enemies for the greater good? -- And why should this be unforgivable "for a generation"?
What evidence do you have that Labour and the Conservatives have signed up to "slash and burn"?
Why did you label Yes campaigners as "Team Scotland"?
Why do you describe only Scottish 'nationalist' MPs as "tartan"?
How is it that Scots south of the border would have been entitled to Scottish citizenship having been denied a vote on Scotland remaining within the UK?
Why did you repeatedly claim that 'The Vow' had been broken when it hadn't?
Why the false accusations of "reneging" and "cavilling"?
Why do you continue to cite "The Vow" as having swung the referendum when this line has now been debunked?
Why did you repeatedly claim that No voters had been "gulled", "tricked" and "let down" then admit to Andrew Marr that you didn't actually believe this?
Why did you tell Andrew Marr that 'The Vow' promised "home rule, devo to the max, near federalism" when it, in fact, contained none of these phrases?
Is your repeated use of "EVEL" intended to make 'English votes for English Laws' sound sinister?
Why the literary masturbation?
Is "The Three Amigos" your idea of wit?
Why do you and your colleagues keep using torture metaphors?
Did it not occur to you that a dream that 'never dies' is a dream that never becomes a reality?
Is it true you will now only read The National (McPravda) and the two newspapers you write columns for?
Why assume David Cameron to be "rootless"?
What evidence do you have that Tony Blair doesn't pray "for other people"?
Do you think God wants Scotland to be broken away from the rest of the UK?
What is the Conservative Party's "attitude towards people in general"?
Will you be visiting Eton's war memorial?
Did you still think Yes were going to win when Betfair started paying out early to gamblers backing a No vote?
According to a University of Glasgow study, utilising Google trends, people who sought out referendum-related information online were less likely to vote Yes. Don't these findings embarrass you?
Are you proud of the cyber-nats who cowed and silenced your critics and dissenters?
Are 'die', 'bitch', 'cunt' and 'whore' your idea of "contrived candy-floss"?
Did you forget that The Three Amigos took on a bandit and his gang of thugs?
